fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Randomize
