In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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