he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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