Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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