nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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