Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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