Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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