I am full of burrito and curiosity
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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