to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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