This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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