i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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