Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
