I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
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