On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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