Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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