You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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