no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
tell me about the fingering
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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