She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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