Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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