at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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