how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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