Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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