Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Randomize
