The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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