is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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