yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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