Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what day is it and did you see me today?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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