I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Randomize
