you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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