Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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