R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Life is so much better after having sex.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Randomize
