Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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