The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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