WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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