Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
a search helicopter?!
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize