shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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