I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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