Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
