Whod you bang
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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