just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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