But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
only if we run a train.
done.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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