I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
