Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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