is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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