I wanna bring you to show and tell
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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