the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
