Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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