you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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