I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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