talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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