Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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