what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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