I must be too annoying 4 u.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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