pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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