everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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