you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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