it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
