Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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